Suprise Yourself.

chronic-genderbender:

They were waiting for a chance to get away with this joke and they found it

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via artdisturbed)

ashcum:

wintry-mix:

blood-orange-handed:

there are three levels to tumblr friendships:

1. super nice messages

2. slightly wierd messages

3. messages with the entirety of bohemian rhapsody lyrics and messages at 4am saying things like “what if you woke up and u were a chicken”

If you are looking to move from level 1 to level 2 or level 2 to level 3, CONSIDER THIS YOUR INVITATION.

If u are looking to going straight to level three with me my ask is wide open

(Source: rose-lalame, via absolutefuckingdownpour)

Reblog this if your online and follow back

coffeerawr:

fuckoffasap:

teenage-laughter:

dudewoman:

fullofbrains:

wanderlusti:

follow everyone that reblogs this and gain like a bitch!

LETS DO THIS ! hahaha .

Seriously gained around 60 followers in five minutes

So amazing!!!

OMG I GOT LIKE 80 IN TEN MINUTES

okay doing it again give me all the weird people they are loved here.

(Source: intextual, via flubberball)

schoolfact:

this blog will make you laugh your ass off!

didgeridood:

hardcorebrownie:

didgeridood:

hardcorebrownie:

didgeridood:

hardcorebrownie:

I BROKE MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON HELP ME

have you tried turning it off and back on again

I HIT IT REALLY HARD AND STILL HASN’T TURNED OFF

there is no need to shout ma’am. have you tried turning it off and back on

I AM NOT SHOUTING

IT DOESN’T TURN OFF

ma’am, ma’am, have you tried turning it on & off again

(via guy)

duloxetine:


 

blackbarmitzvahs:
Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

duloxetine:

 

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen, via longlegsbigdreams)

Anonymous asked: Your blog sucks

gnarly:

get out me blog

 

(Source: theone8888, via thefeelios)

equisollux:

zombiecthulu:

basedkuroko:

my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE

image

the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone

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I bet he’s on Tumblr

I am

(Source: lolicutie, via camerondallas)